Just like a post I did during Series 6 here you can read some notes I made to Episode 3 of Series 8 of The Apprentice. Just click on the above picture and let the fun commence, Enjoy.
00:01; Familiar Music
00:22; Does he have any friends?
00:33; I’ll take 75/25 thank you very much
00:36; What about Drunken Bannatyne
00:41; Well mop it up then
00:53; I was at school with someone who looks like her
01:47; There was someone in series 1 who did something similar
02:01; Don’t blame her
02:11; Yes
02:41; She looks like that Stacy from Hustle
03:14; That’s a bit early isn’t it
03:28; That is not enough time to get ready
03:34; You’re not going to wake the men up?
03:38; Ah
04:15; Isn’t that a Gold Blue Peter Badge
04:22; I wonder if he has changed that car yet, or more to the point, washed it.
04:30; They look cold and bored
04:36; I wonder if he fell in
04:59; I would like to place a Hotel on Chili Powder
05:07; Is he a Bond Villain, look at that smile
05:24; Headmistress Karen
06:03; Do you know who does not get enough credit in this show, the drivers, their names have not been mentioned at all
06:10; She is acting like Katie Hopkins from series 3, I hope it’s not because she was horrible
06:33; It would be interesting if one of the teams accidentally makes poison
07:29; Well seeing as you have lost 2 weeks in a row I think you will have to wait and prove yourself before you can be project manager
07:32; I refer you to my previous quote
08:07; How about Tomato Ketchup and calling it HP………. oh wait
08:19; You could market it as a way to get rid of slugs
08:29; HMMMMMM TANGY
08:40; Livin La Vida Loca
08:55; Nick by the looks of him
09:12; Grumpy person
09:39; Stop moaning and be professional
09:55; Well except for the BIG GRUMP
10:05; Phoenix Foods, They are Hot Hot Hot
10:23; Simple Goodness Gracious Me
10:27; Isn’t Infusion the name of a Rollercoaster?
10:35; Take the pen out of your mouth
10:56; I like that, it’s straight to the point, just say what is in it.
11:08; Is the Queen coming
11:27; Well Ricky can knock them out with a Power Bomb
11:53; They look ridiculous in those costumes
12:10; Come on, let me try some, I will say if it is nice or not
12:40; Stop Moaning
12:48; She knows food? What, like those characters in the 2008 Subway Adverts
13:08; Just fire her now, please
13:21; Good shot and an amazing view, I thought that was a space shuttle
13:26; Have a Penguin
14:02; The Next Nick Hewer
15:11; They still have 5 minutes
15:25; POISON ACHIEVED
15:37; Call an Ambulance, remember to Push Hard and Fast to the beat of Stayin Alive
16:37; That looks like Ice-Cream
17:12; Talking like a true chef
17:44; Red Porridge, That’s the brand name
18:40; Would you rather sell poison?
19:22; HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
20:02; Sing Poison by Alice Cooper to them
20:34; The bloke in pink is already bored
20:36; Says it all doesn’t it
20:45; There’s a smile
20:47; There’s not
21:14; You FAILED
21:21; He’s excited
21:39; Lord Sugar is not a Vampire
21:50; Where is the army bloke from series 6 when you need him?
22:17; Red Porridge
23:39; Livin La Vida Loca
24:29; Ooh Purple Sign
25:30; So not Poisonous then
25:59; It’s George Lucas
26:30; You Failed
26:38; Bendy Bus
27:23; You’re so funny, NOT
28:19; That clip was incredibly boring
29:31; He is useless
31:13; You did not FAIL
32:45; Spaceship
33:44; 48 Bottles of miss-spelling sauce
34:12; That was not an hour
34:56, Purple Vertical Line
34:59; Yawn
35:39; The Boys Are Back In Town
35:46; No, RUNAWAY
36:49; OH SAUCE not Salt
37:26; that is because you are scared of his Finishing Move
37:55; GRUMP ALERT, GRUMP ALERT, GRUMP ALERT
38:24; The Project Manager almost died
39:23; I thought they only had 300 bottles, where did the other 5 come from?
39:28; Not Bad
39:46; They did a Sterling Job, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
40:03; Make sure you don’t crash the car or you will be fired on the spot
40:17; Big Hug
40:34; They should have branded it as Red Porridge
40:37; To the Café
41:11; Grump behind the wheel as well
41:17; It should be renamed Apprentice Café
42:09; Livin La Vida Loca
42:46; He does not sound happy
47:40; Livin La Vida Possibly Fired
47:56; Rock and Roll
48:28; Can he win the Boardroom Heavyweight Championship
54:36; There’s the music, who is going to get fired?
56:00; He should say it more like Vince McMahon, YOU’RE FIRED
56:03; When is someone going to be really childish and tell Sugar that he’s fired
57:42; Where is the Giant Kitten?
58:04; Nice Glasses
58:09; She is a Thief, call the Police
58:20; It appears that the Project Manager is going to get fired next week
That was Week 3 and next week it looks like it is going to be a Rubbish Episode.
GENEPOOL (It almost took me 2 Hours to watch that episode)
