MMO’s Part 2
One other thing with World of Warcraft (I’M NEVER CALLING IT WoW YOU NERDS) is the idea of killing the same EVIL BAD GUY in every single game. Yes I’m referring to the Lich King (WHY LICH). He appears in Return of The Lich King but stories of him surround World of Warcraft and when he appears in Return of The Lich King you can go and defeat him for the 9 BILLIONTH TIME. Of course if you are a World of Warcraft fan you know that two expansion packs have come out costing at roughly £30 (ROUGHLY YOU NERDS) a piece. So if we do the sums its £30 + £30 + £336 (from earlier on) = £396.00, lets have a look at what we can buy for £396.00
• 39600 penny sweets
• 1320 Apples
• Driving Lessons
• A Second Hand Car
• A PlayStation 3 plus £96 left over
• 3 Nintendo DS’s • 3 Nintendo DSi’s
• An Xbox 360 with at least 3 years Xbox Live cover
• 792 Chocolate Bars at 50p a piece
• 396 Party Sweet Mix Bags at £1.00 a piece
• A Big Fancy Meal
• 9 train rides on the EuroStar
• 3 Nights in a Big Fancy London Hotel plus spending money.
• 13 DVD’s at £30
• 9 Games at £40
• A Standard PC or Laptop
• 2 Nintendo Wii’s
• 13 upper tier seats for WWE Smackdown
• 88 (Roughly) Magazines
• MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE
Another 20 things you can buy for the cost of 3 years on World of Warcraft plus 2 Expansion Packs. But Enough of World of Warcraft lets talk about something different, World of Warcraft BORES ME.
EVE Online is a very confusing MMO which sees you pilot ships in a unreal universe where you pilot space ships and mine for resources to make bigger ships and run player corporations which sounds more like a business game and not a shooting space game. Moving on (I might do a RANT on EVE Online, Might).
I said this in my first rant but why cant there be an MMO based on Pirates and not Pirates of the Burning SEA, A proper Pirates MMO, with sea monsters, hooch and lots of other cool stuff.
The best idea for an MMO would be a console MMO based on gangsters such as GTA or Saints Row. Think about it, you could be screwing your mates over Protection Money. You could try to sell your mates drugs or knock off beer of ridiculous amounts of money. Just think about it and for a bonus NO EXPERIENCE POINTS just good old gaming. Just think how FANTASTIC it would be. I could go on forever but I’m going to keep most of the ideas for the design document and make millions from it.
As you can see I Hate MMO games, I hate what they are, how much they cost, what they do to society and for being down right rubbish. OK there is one that does look like a good game and I have been thinking about it but I wont get it until I have a better Internet connection.
CITY OF HEROES
City of heroes allows you to be your childhood superheroes and fight crime and wear your super suit and be an icon. It looks like good fun and sounds like a good idea. Overall MMO’s are PANTS and who ever plays on them are a bunch of IDIOTS, PILLOCKS AND NERDS (apart from those who may play on CITY OF HEROES).
I MAY ADD TO THIS ONE IN THE FUTURE