View Along The Apprentice: Series 8 Episode 3

5 04 2012

The Apprentice - Series 8 - 3. Condiments

Just like a post I did during Series 6 here you can read some notes I made to Episode 3 of Series 8 of The Apprentice. Just click on the above picture and let the fun commence, Enjoy.

00:01; Familiar Music

00:22; Does he have any friends?

00:33; I’ll take 75/25 thank you very much

00:36; What about Drunken Bannatyne

00:41; Well mop it up then

00:53; I was at school with someone who looks like her

01:47; There was someone in series 1 who did something similar

02:01; Don’t blame her

02:11; Yes

02:41; She looks like that Stacy from Hustle

03:14; That’s a bit early isn’t it

03:28; That is not enough time to get ready

03:34; You’re not going to wake the men up?

03:38; Ah

04:15; Isn’t that a Gold Blue Peter Badge

04:22; I wonder if he has changed that car yet, or more to the point, washed it.

04:30; They look cold and bored

04:36; I wonder if he fell in

04:59; I would like to place a Hotel on Chili Powder

05:07; Is he a Bond Villain, look at that smile

05:24; Headmistress Karen

06:03; Do you know who does not get enough credit in this show, the drivers, their names have not been mentioned at all

06:10; She is acting like Katie Hopkins from series 3, I hope it’s not because she was horrible

06:33; It would be interesting if one of the teams accidentally makes poison

07:29; Well seeing as you have lost 2 weeks in a row I think you will have to wait and prove yourself before you can be project manager

07:32; I refer you to my previous quote

08:07; How about Tomato Ketchup and calling it HP………. oh wait

08:19; You could market it as a way to get rid of slugs

08:29; HMMMMMM TANGY

08:40; Livin La Vida Loca

08:55; Nick by the looks of him

09:12; Grumpy person

09:39; Stop moaning and be professional

09:55; Well except for the BIG GRUMP

10:05; Phoenix Foods, They are Hot Hot Hot

10:23; Simple Goodness Gracious Me

10:27; Isn’t Infusion the name of a Rollercoaster?

10:35; Take the pen out of your mouth

10:56; I like that, it’s straight to the point, just say what is in it.

11:08; Is the Queen coming

11:27; Well Ricky can knock them out with a Power Bomb

11:53; They look ridiculous in those costumes

12:10; Come on, let me try some, I will say if it is nice or not

12:40; Stop Moaning

12:48; She knows food? What, like those characters in the 2008 Subway Adverts

13:08; Just fire her now, please

13:21; Good shot and an amazing view, I thought that was a space shuttle

13:26; Have a Penguin

14:02; The Next Nick Hewer

15:11; They still have 5 minutes

15:25; POISON ACHIEVED

15:37; Call an Ambulance, remember to Push Hard and Fast to the beat of Stayin Alive

16:37; That looks like Ice-Cream

17:12; Talking like a true chef

17:44; Red Porridge, That’s the brand name

18:40; Would you rather sell poison?

19:22; HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

20:02; Sing Poison by Alice Cooper to them

20:34; The bloke in pink is already bored

20:36; Says it all doesn’t it

20:45; There’s a smile

20:47; There’s not

21:14; You FAILED

21:21; He’s excited

21:39; Lord Sugar is not a Vampire

21:50; Where is the army bloke from series 6 when you need him?

22:17; Red Porridge

23:39; Livin La Vida Loca

24:29; Ooh Purple Sign

25:30; So not Poisonous then

25:59; It’s George Lucas

26:30; You Failed

26:38; Bendy Bus

27:23; You’re so funny, NOT

28:19; That clip was incredibly boring

29:31; He is useless

31:13; You did not FAIL

32:45; Spaceship

33:44; 48 Bottles of miss-spelling sauce

34:12; That was not an hour

34:56, Purple Vertical Line

34:59; Yawn

35:39; The Boys Are Back In Town

35:46; No, RUNAWAY

36:49; OH SAUCE not Salt

37:26; that is because you are scared of his Finishing Move

37:55; GRUMP ALERT, GRUMP ALERT, GRUMP ALERT

38:24; The Project Manager almost died

39:23; I thought they only had 300 bottles, where did the other 5 come from?

39:28; Not Bad

39:46; They did a Sterling Job, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

40:03; Make sure you don’t crash the car or you will be fired on the spot

40:17; Big Hug

40:34; They should have branded it as Red Porridge

40:37; To the Café

41:11; Grump behind the wheel as well

41:17; It should be renamed Apprentice Café

42:09; Livin La Vida Loca

42:46; He does not sound happy

47:40; Livin La Vida Possibly Fired

47:56; Rock and Roll

48:28; Can he win the Boardroom Heavyweight Championship

54:36; There’s the music, who is going to get fired?  

56:00; He should say it more like Vince McMahon, YOU’RE FIRED

56:03; When is someone going to be really childish and tell Sugar that he’s fired

57:42; Where is the Giant Kitten?

58:04; Nice Glasses

58:09; She is a Thief, call the Police

58:20; It appears that the Project Manager is going to get fired next week

That was Week 3 and next week it looks like it is going to be a Rubbish Episode.

GENEPOOL (It almost took me 2 Hours to watch that episode)





My Harry Potter

4 04 2012

Over the past decade several pieces of fiction have been turned into films. One of the great things about doing something like this is that it reaches a new audience and so this new audience may decide to read the books that the films were based on. However this does not work all the time for me. My dad read one of the Narnia Books to me when I was about 9/10/11 and I did not understand it and so I stopped reading it – this was many years before the films. When Lord of the Pants was released I tried to read the books but I lost interest with in the first chapter. I have no intention of reading the Twilight Saga. I read the first 3 books of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but lost interest during Life, The Universe and Everything (I read those a while after I saw the original TV series) and I have only read 4 chapters of Order of the Phoenix (the only Harry Potter book I wanted to read). For many years now reading has not been a major thing for me, I used to love reading.

Recently however I have started reading again. I have started reading MogWorld and even though I have had it for over a year I still have not finished it. It was not until very recently that I really started reading. When I walk past Waterstones and see Inheritance it makes me want to read it (plus the previous books). I tried to read Romeo and Juliet but only got 30-40 pages in; it is easy to lose interest (I do like the 1996 film in a way – mainly because it has Pete Postlethwaite in it). Recently as some of my more frequent viewers will know I have read The Road, it was quite good. So from that I have wanted to get back into reading and the time was absolutely perfect for what I am currently reading. I did not get into Harry Potter, the films were good but that’s about it, to date only one film has made me want to read the books the film was based on. That film is my 4th favourite (NON-GODZILLA) film: it is called The Hunger Games.

The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins - 2008)

It has now been a few days since I saw the film and I loved it sooooooooo much. I keep looking it up, details of the sequel, the cast, how well my review is doing, clips, pictures, everything. The day after I saw the film I bought the book and even though I am only 3 Chapters in and I can’t wait to read some more. To me this is My Harry Potter; I love the book and the film. I can’t wait for the next film and I am already looking forward to the DVD release. From what people have told me, the books are very Good and I almost bought all three in Waterstones (half price offer) but I decided to see if I liked the first one and so far, I do.  I have decided to take my time though because if I rush through it I’ll probably not enjoy it as much. While all the previous things mentioned did not take my fancy I have found something which has and as a result of that it has made me VERY HAPPY.

GENEPOOL (Apologies if the writing is a bit small, I forgot to change it while I was typing it in Word)








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