Am I A Vampire?

11 05 2016

My Week

It has been very hot recently. I first started to spot it a few weeks ago while walking around the University Campus where I currently work. It was a very hot day, and I struggled with it. Since pretty much birth, Me and the Sun have never really been able to healthily co-exist, but it was not until a few weeks ago that I began to wonder if there was something more wrong with me.

Sun Cream

Since birth, I have been naturally ginger haired. For some reason when I was young, this made me a target for large amounts of sunburn, and embarrassing situations when I was smothered in sun cream and this continued for many years. I remember especially when I went on Holiday to Jersey with my family, and a day at a Castle (Mont Orgueil possibly) near St. Helier where I spent most of the visit in the shade, because I was unable to stand the heat coming from the sun. I was thankful when Sun Lotion came in a spray bottle later on, less embarrassing, but to be honest, I have not applied a blob of sun cream since 2009, I just don’t want to remember the embarrassment that came with it. Plus I had this hypochondria issue at the time where I would then have to go and wash it off just in case if any got in my mouth. These days I would catch the sun, but as I have got older I think I must have been able to stand it enough not to get sunburn; even more so as I wear huge amounts of heavy black clothing even in the summer. But it was not until a few weeks ago, on a hot sunny spring day, that I began to wonder the above question.

Daffodils

I was outside Foster Building after a meeting with a careers officer, walking back to Vernon Building where the office I work in is currently located. As soon as I stepped outside, the sun was on me, I hug close to the building hoping to grab the shade, but when the sun hit me when travelling between shades, I almost needed to dive for cover. I kept on walking, but it felt more hot on me than usual. Now, maybe it was the case it was just a hotter day than usual, but at that moment I began to wonder, if my history, coupled with my adult self, made it all clear, that really I am a Vampire.

The Strain

Now it’s something to jump to the conclusion that you are some supernatural force when most of those things as far as we know are fictional. It’s probably fair to say that I am not, as there are other things that need considering in the case of finding out whether or not you are a Vampire, such as the Teeth, but having canines are probably not enough, I mean look at Cats, they have two pointy teeth and as far as we know don’t want to suck out your blood as the following video showcases.

But you cannot blame me too much into thinking about Vampires…..as recently I have been thinking a lot about Vampires. It comes mostly down to one TV Show and one vampire in particular: The Born.

The Born

I am a big fan of the TV Series; The Strain. A TV Show based on a trilogy of books written by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan. The story revolves around a virus strain that turns people into Vampires. It’s a really good show and my favourite after the Loss, Demise and End of Top Gear. During series 2 though, we were introduced to a new character played by Rupert Penry Jones who goes by the name Mr. Quinlan; but is also known as The Born. He is a character I have come to love; he carries a screen presence unparalleled almost by anyone else (possibly with the exception for Dutch played by Ruta Gedmintas). He is a vampire, but more importantly is the son of the big villain; The Master, and has spent centuries looking for him, so he can kill him. He is very much like Blade in his origins story, but I find he is near cooler than Blade; like to say that Blade might have finally met his match. Anyway, for some time now, I have found myself, quoting something the Born says in an episode, so much so that I find it hard to stop. It’s a great set of lines, and one great to speak if you have a throat issue, as it makes you sound like him.

Anyway, It was on that spring day, that when the sun hit me, that I nearly started talking like him, speaking out those lines. I thought about my sun burn issues of the past, I remembered scenes form Blade: The Series where vampires would burn from the touch. I began to think across paths, between Blade and The Born, and scenes they appear in. Now on the one side it might actually be quite cool to be one of those two, who wouldn’t want to be an indestructible vampire that was also generally a cool guy? But on the other, sun burn could still be a great issue, and you would have to live at night, which at times can be ok, but others pretty boring. Anyway, I just wondered if in those cases if I might have been a vampire due to my connection between me and the sun in the form of sunburn.

More than likely I am not a vampire, but have a similar trait to vampires in that I cannot stand the sun. However, if I start to grow pointy teeth and have a desire to suck your blood, or suddenly gain other traits of vampirism, I will let you now. Has all this taught me though that maybe I should wear sun block? No, It keeps you from sun burning your skin, but in the end it does not actually block you out of the sun or cool you down, as what Sun Block should really do, in all fairness; that’s what it’s called. So, I’d say No; still no requirement for me to wear Sun Block!

GENEPOOL





The WordPress Blog Fish

30 03 2016

Lionfish

In February I discovered a new species of Fish. No, not the above, that is of course a picture of a Lion Fish (or a Pterois if you want to be pedantic) and has been known about for a very long time. No, I discovered a brand new species of Fish, one that is so rare, that you will be lucky if you get to see it at all. This fish is unlike many other species of fish as this one does not live in Water. It does live in the surf of its native habitat, but this species of fish inhabits a completely different territory; that of the World Wide Web, in particular on the web service known as WordPress. It is very hard to spot, but this could be more the case that the creature is not really found but more created into life.

WordPress Logo

By now I start to run out of things to say to suggest that it is a real creature; it isn’t (unless there is one in which case I apologise). No, basically the best way to describe what on earth I am talking about is to go back to October last year. You may remember (unless you didn’t see it), back in October I did a series of film reviews over the course of a week, all of which were from the X-Men Film Series to that point. Well, every year I get this little feature from WordPress which is an analysis of the blog during the year. One feature this thing includes is a table showing when posts are posted. Most of the time I try to get posts posted on a Wednesday, however to include the week and build up to the week, I posted the posts in a different way, to cut a long story short, when I looked at the end of year stats for my blog, the feature showing posting patterns showed what looked like an Arrow head for that period.

Arrow

You might be thinking (or not) why am I talking about this and Fish? Well, during February, I posted 2 rather small blog posts in the second week, so I added a third and did them so there would be 3 posts in a row. When I looked at the posting patterns on my blog menu, I wondered if I could do something similar as what happened in October. The reason for this though has a second reason, and that is that later this year it will be my 500th post, and I wanted to try and get it a bit closer. So thanks to this little bit of fun during February I was able to post 8 posts over one month, so I think it worked. Anyway, having put up one post at the beginning of February, followed by 3 the following week, I then scheduled some more posts. One for the week after 3 posts, and then 2 the week after that, and then another 2 the week after that (one of which was the first post of March); scheduling the dates in such a way that the end result would look like a Fish. Here is the end result:

Fish

I think I managed to pull it off quite well. I was worried that I would get a day wrong, but overall I like to think that it has worked. You can see the tip of the head, the main body, then a taper behind which then leads onto a Thresher Shark like tail. It’s sort of like the old CITV show Art Attack trying to make a Big Art Attack, especially the one where he tries to do one with the New York City Skyline.

New York City Skyline at night

Don’t know if I will do anything like that again, it was more that the opportunity presented itself and I just went with it. I think the end result is pretty good. Maybe next time I will try and do something a little more complicated. When that will be however I don’t know, as right now I just want to take it nice and slow until I reach Post 500.

Moorish Idol

GENEPOOL





Shona And Isla: More Photos

10 02 2016

Shona and Isla

In 2014, I put up a quick post which was filled with pictures of my cats. Well, this week’s set of posts are all relatively small, so I thought I would add an additional one with even more pictures of Shona and Isla. Some changes have taken place though since the last set, specifically for Shona who since last time has had a lot of teeth removed. She had an abscess on her teeth, which meant it was very painful for her to do anything with her mouth. She has now about 4 teeth at most, but since then has been in a happier state with no longer being in pain. Anyway, here are some more pictures of Shona (the big one with white chest and feet) and Isla (the small one with no white on her, I think); Enjoy.

Shona Isla Shona Isla Shona Isla Shona Isla Shona Isla

GENEPOOL





Cakes Glorious Cakes

9 02 2016

Oreo Cake 8

I like baking, baking is something I find very fun to do. Either doing it in my spare time, or doing it for an event, either way I like baking. I have been baking for many years now, but more recently I have begun to take photos of the things I have baked to show my friends on Facebook. So, in something of a quick post but also to show off my baking talents to the world, I thought I would do a quick post showing some of the cakes I have made recently (and maybe not so recently)…and maybe include some description. Any way, enjoy the post (especially as you will not be able to enjoy the cakes, not unless I know you and let you have some, or make any of these yourself).

Chocolate Cake

Chocolate Cake: This is a basic chocolate cake recipe with Icing in the middle and on top (I think) with icing sugar to finish it off (Click Here for the recipe).

Oreo Cake 1

Oreo Cake: This is something of my own creation, it’s basically a chocolate cake with Betty Crocker White Icing in the middle to make it look like an Oreo. Plus, the mixture for the two cake halves have crushed up Oreo’s in them (Click Here for the recipe).

Mini Egg Cake

Mini Eggs Chocolate Cake: This is basically a chocolate cake with Mini Eggs added on top for decoration. The inspiration to do this came from a cake recipe book I got as a birthday present a few years ago.

M&M's Cake

M&M’s Chocolate Cake: Much like the cake above, this is a standard chocolate cake but with M&M’s added for decoration. Originally intended to have Mini Eggs on, I couldn’t find any, so bought some M&M’s instead, then I found somewhere where I could get eggs, so bought some to make the cake above.

Minstrels Cake

Minstrels Cake: Same again…but with Minstrels.

Cake Pops

Cake Pops: One of the things I have grown to become quite good at making this past year is Cake Pops. I have made many of the last 12 months and continue to enjoy making them plus come up with ideas for some. These I made for New Year’s Eve are the basic Cake Pop recipe, but have chocolate instead of icing for the tops, and are then covered in an assortment of chocolaty sprinkles/decorations including popping candy.

Chocolate Log

Chocolate Log: One of my favourite Christmas traditions, me making a Chocolate Log. Basically it’s a Swiss Roll bought from the shops, and then covering it in Chocolate Icing, before dusting it off with icing sugar, and placing Christmas themed decorations on top. We used to have more, but now it really only comes down to Father Christmas (I am hoping to post a sort of recipe for this sometime in the future).

Chocolate Roulade

Chocolate Roulade: Following a recipe from the book (briefly) mentioned above, this was my first attempt at making Chocolate Roulade. It’s cream in the middle, chocolate base and topping and is finished off with some of those silver sprinkles that look like ball bearings.

Bake Me A Cake (Good Housekeeping - 2013)GENEPOOL





My Blog In 2015

1 01 2016

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 15,000 times in 2015. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.








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