Sam’s Rant – Creme Egg Easter Egg

21 04 2011

Before I start I would just like to point out that I like Easter Eggs and Creme Eggs.

You may remember last year I talked about this in another Sam’s Rant. Well I am back because I still want a Creme Egg Easter Egg, the real thing. You know when you were young and you ate a Creme Egg, you liked the Creme inside it and then came Easter and it was time to choose which Egg you wanted and you looked through them and then you saw an Easter Egg with Creme Egg wrapping on it and you thought to yourself that it must be a Giant Creme Egg. You then waited until Easter Sunday and you opened up the box and unwrapped the foil and then you broke into the Egg and discovered that there was no Creme. That was the one thing you wanted most, a Giant Creme Egg but it did not happen.

The real issue behind a Giant Creme Egg is that it would be filled with so much sugar that it will be incredibly unhealthy and do damage to your teeth, but I would still have one, it’s the Easter Egg I have wanted since the idea of a Giant Creme Egg came into my head.

Eating the Egg would be an issue because if you cut it out wrong it could spill every where, but I like messy foods. I don’t like shows like MasterChef Goes Large (I don’t call it MasterChef because MasterChef with Loyd Grossman was a better program than the Rubbish MasterChef Goes Large that is now showing on BBC 2, MasterChef Goes Large is the real name for that show and so MasterChef is not its real name, It’s MasterChef Goes Large) because they say how much the food needs to be clean and artistic. If I want to look at food in an artistic way I would go to an Art Museum. Food is meant to be eaten not looked at and discussed. I want Delicious Merit not Artistic Merit. Messy food looks nicer than art food. I do like it when gravy is spilled on the outside of a Pie Dish, it looks much nicer than a clean pie dish. Messy Food looks delicious and FUN.

Storing the Creme Egg Easter Egg would be a problem but I am sure there is a way around it, just make sure you eat it within a few days of opening it.

Cadbury’s are obviously missing out an a Massive way to make Money. I am sure that I am not the only one who would like to eat this Massive Creme Egg. Even if it was for 1 year only I would buy it (as long as it was advertised so I know I could buy one) and I am still looking forward to the day that I can eat a Creme Egg Easter Egg.

If you cannot wait and would like to try a Creme Egg Easter Egg you can make your own.

Last year I said “We should all start a petition for the Creme Egg Easter Egg with the Creme inside it”. Maybe I should start a Facebook Page to campaign for what I and many other people want, A Creme Egg Easter Egg.

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GENEPOOL





Sam’s Rant – The Dream Easter Egg

2 04 2010

Let me just point out that I do like Easter Eggs and like eating them, I even try to prolong them as long as possible.

Yes it’s that time of the year again where we all go out and buy Easter eggs and sometimes get disappointed that it wasn’t the one we wanted. But some of us get really disappointed even if it’s the first day of release. It’s because our absolute Dream Easter Egg has not come out.

When I say Dream Easter Egg I don’t mean an Easter egg made out of Cadbury’s Dream Bars. Ok a white Easter egg would be nice it’s just the problem that Dream Bars don’t taste all that great. If it was made out of white chocolate and not Dream Bars it would taste quite good (potentially).

There are many ideas for a dream Easter egg but there is one that people (FUN PEOPLE) have been craving for more than any other. For years it was the dream and it still is. You know what I am talking about. The Cadbury’s Creme Egg full size. That’s the Easter egg with the crème in it. Not some tiny little egg with some crème but a giant crème egg with crème in it.

There are many reasons why this egg has not been done yet. It mainly comes down to Health issues. There would be so much sugar that it would be totally unhealthy. Also as soon as it would be opened the crème could spill out and become gloopy and would create a huge mess (potentially) unless it was stored properly.

But despite this I would buy one and I bet most of you would. Only the people who think about the problems and nothing but wouldn’t buy it. But I still think that most people would buy it just for the experience and the fact that it is the Easter egg you wanted to buy since you heard about the idea.

If you think too much about the health side of it, Don’t forget that there are many un healthy and wacky foods out there. There is the Deep fried Mars bar (I still need to try one of those), there is the Parmo as well. A slab made up of Pork or Chicken flattened with parmesan rolled in breadcrumbs and deep fried. And if you think that’s bad there is the Deep Fried Pork Sausage. Chances are the Creme Egg Easter Egg would be less un healthy than those last three (potentially).

But if you can’t wait you could always make one yourself, in fact there are recipes online which tell you how to make a Creme Egg Easter Egg, such as:  http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=302

Here’s what I think we should do, I think we should all start a petition for the Creme Egg Easter Egg with the Creme inside it. Just think about how much money Cadbury’s could make in the space of 2 months with the one Egg that the people of this Great Country want. And who knows may be one year we get our Easter Egg Desires and get the Dream Easter Egg that we have been craving for all these many years.

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GENEPOOL








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